Woooooo Pig Soooooie!

So today I wore a Razorback shirt to work.
What a great conversation starter!

First, I met a man who's wife went to the U of A.
"Are you from Fayetteville?" he asked me.
"I sure am!" I drawled (a little extra on purpose, of course!)
"Don't tell me ANYTHING about the game! We haven't watched it yet!"
"Oh, me either! I'm so far behind these days!"

Then some guy asked me if I was a razorback.
"Yupp," I replied, not looking up.
"Well, at least your in the SEC," he said.
Then I noticed he was wearing an Alabama sweatshirt.
"Everyone always gives the SEC crap, but we could beat all of 'em," he said, "And no matter how much we fight among ourselves, we'll stick together when it comes to anyone else!"
Bonding moment.

At the end of my shift I was stalking bread, minding my own business.
"Nice Shirt!" some dude said!
"Oh thanks, are you a fan?"
"HELL YEAH! I'm from Little Rock! I LOVE the Hogs!"

It was a great night of work!
I think I might wear a Razorback shirt at least once a week!

Halloween in Germany

So last night, we went to this place:

Frankenstein's Castle!

I will be totally honest.
I only went along because Bryn was absolutely dying to do this.
I didn't want to.
I'm a big scardy cat.

But Oh My Gosh!
I had so much fun!

The characters were scary, yes.

But they were funny, too!

They posed with us everytime we asked!

There were shows.

There were beer gardens.

There was an actual bar.

I got a Ghost Buster.

And a Dracula Nr. 1.

They were gross.

But it was fun!

We drove the 2 hours to Darmstadt with Crystal and Brandon, some good friends of Nate, and Crystal's friend Alix, who's from England.

We had an absolute blast!

And one thing that I really liked was that all the people who dressed up were in SCARY costumes!

Instead of

Ummmm...

Skanky ones.

I'm working today.

I bet we'll sell a lot of candy!

Then me and Bryn are planning on baking cookies

And watching scary movies, of course!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

On a Happier Note: Pictures!

Courtney, if you ever read this blog

Which you should...

This totally reminded me of you

And your Sr. Portfolio

You know...

Mixing nature and industry.

Carolyn's hospital bed.

Poor thing.

She was laid up for 4 days.

But she's home now.

Thank goodness!

The view from the hospital bed.

The windows were opened a lot.

Very German.

And very beautiful!

The view from Frog Road.

This is what I get to see when Bryn drives me to work.

I don't want you, 

The lovely readers of my blog,

To think of me as a big whiney baby.

Because I love Germany.

I love living here.

I like my job.

Not only because I get to interact with some very kind people,

but because it helps me realize all the places I want to go in life.

In the words of my

Favorite

Band 

Of. All. Time.

"I've never been so alone

and I've never been so alive"

Third Eye Blind, Motorcycle Drive By

HE'S BAAA-AAACK!

Yes that's right, ladies and gentlemen of the blogosphere.
He's back.
The D man.
The security guy.
Whatever his name was.

Well he has a new name now.
Its not a very nice word.
So I won't say it.
But use your imagination.

He came through my checkout line tonight with 12 bottles of wine.
And he paid for his gas.

I did every thing wrong.

Well, according to him...
I did everything wrong.

(insert his name here)

After our transaction was complete,
He proceeded to tell me the
correct way
to do everything in the entire store.

He doesn't work directly in my store.
He doesn't deal with 48321-4732810478 customers a day.
(most of whom are incredibly nice)

However, he does deal with people who do everything wrong.
Apparently, people like me.

After our little lesson,
He informed me that he would be emailing my boss
To tell him how everything in our store
Is Done Wrong.

"Don't worry," he assured me with his icey blue eyes, "I won't use your name."

Almost in tears, I lifted my chin.
"Its Molly. Use my name."

"Oh, I don't want to get you in trouble...unless you do something really bad, like stealing."

"Have a good night, sir."

And he walked out the door.
Almost forgot his movie.
But as the nice, honest kind of girl I believe my self to be
I hollered after him
And he got the movie.

I tried to keep smiling.
I tried to do my job
The Right Way
(which I thought I'd be doing all day long)

A few more customers passed through the line,
Each one nicer than the next.

Then came the man who made my night.
Well, my week really.

"You are doing such a great job," he told me sincerely
"Anyone who tells you otherwise or is mean to you has a
Pathetic Existence."

My eyes filled up with tears.

"Thank you for saying that."

And he walked out.

Then my shift manager walked by.
He asked me if I was okay.
I nodded yes.
He told me to take 10 minutes anyway.

Some people are nice.
Some people are not.

(Insert his name here.)

But the world is a mix of good and bad.

And I'm here to tell you:

I know the heart of life is good.

Stealing. Its Wrong.

But apparently everyone's doing it!

Just got back from new hire orientation.
8 hours of need-to-know information.

Our instructor was a nice guy.
Kinda squirrely.
But nice.

Then there was this guy.
His name is...
Well I don't remember but he's in charge of...
I don't know, exactly.

a) Shoplifting
b) Security
c) Scaring new hires out of ever stealing because he will find you. And he will persecute you. And possibly kill you.
d) All of the above, except killing. Because that's illegal. But if it wasn't, I think he might do it.

If you chose D, you'd be correct!

And the thing is, you can tell he really loves his job.
Like A LOT!
Which is good, right? People should love their jobs.

But this guy...
This guy likes to catch people stealing.
He stared down each of us new hires at least once with ice blue eyes, as if he was trying to figure out who he would catch first.

I don't steal.
I don't want to steal.
I think stealing is wrong.
I can safely say that I've never stolen anything.
(Well okay, maybe I've stolen a lip gloss from Sydney's Drawer. But that's not a store. That's in my house. Paid for with love by Ruth and Chris. Who are my parents too. So, technically, I wouldn't call that stealing!)

But this dude made me feel like I had already stolen $59,320,751,830,748.94 worth of company products, including gas.
(Who steals gas?)

It took all of my courage to look him straight into his paranoid eyes.
But I did it.
Because I'm an honest kind of girl.

Once, I turned myself into my Chemistry teacher for copying my lab partner's lab report.
And I cried.
Real tears.

That honest.

So don't worry, Mr. Shoplifting Prevention/Security Man/Ice Blue Eyes.
This is one new hire you won't have to worry about seeing again!

On a nicer note, all the leaves are in full color now. 

They almost look like they are on fire.

Beautiful!

Paris

So, the Parisians are rioting (again).
And we're not going this weekend.
So, I'm a little bit sad.
But also safe and sound in Germany.
So, that's good.
Bryn's still going, via train.
So I'll be solo, but that's okay!

I've decided that instead, I will spend this weekend getting to know Stuttgart a little bit better...and at the same time do one of my favorite activities in the whole world--visiting museums! There's several museums in Stuttgart, including the BMW and Mercedes-Benz museums, but those probably won't be on my agenda. The two I'm most interested in are both adjacent to the city's center.

The State Gallery

"Comprising the Old State Gallery (Alte Staatsgalerie) and the New State Gallery (Neue Staatsgalerie), exhibits range from the Middle Ages to the post-modern.

The Old Gallery, built between 1838 and 1843, houses works produced from the Middle Ages up to the end of the nineteenth century including old German, Italian, Dutch and Impressionist. Artists include Rembrandt, Casper David Fredrich, Bellini, Tinteretto and an entire room devoted to the 'Legend of Perseus' cycle by Sir Edward Burne-Jones. The earliest and most important work in the gallery is a 1385 altarpiece of the Bohemian School depicting King Wenceslas with St Vitus and Emperor Sigismund.

The New Gallery, constructed between 1979 and 1984, is acknowledged as one of the finest examples of post-modern architecture. The permanent exhibition covers work by twentieth-century artists including Matisse, Beuys, Pollock and Schlemmer and incorporating one of the world's largest collections of the work of Picasso."

House of Art

"Home to the Stuttgart City Gallery, the Württemberg Society of Art and the Stuttgart Union of Artists Gallery, the House of Art exhibits painting and sculpture from the nineteenth century to the present. Highlights of the collections include work by Hölzel, Dix, Fritz Winter, Dieter Roth and Joseph Kosuth."

Thank Goodness for handy little websites like this one: http://www.stuttgart-museums.com/

KrautFest

Well the weekend is here and with it--KrautFest or as we Americans living here in Echterdingen call it-CabbageFest! On Sunday, the city workers (I assume) began setting up by stringing flags of green and white cabbages all through the streets. Then, little by little, booths appeared, and then a stage, and then the vendors! Outside our kitchen window, a band is playing Eric Clapton and the locals, on foot, are munching away at all sorts of cabbagey delicacies. I'm excited to try the Gluhwein, a spiced wine served hot, and maybe get a Crabby Patty! Yes thats right, one of the vendors is selling the crab cake burgers that Mr. Krabs and Nickelodeon have made so famous! Should be a great weekend--I'll be sure and let you know!

Krabby Patty Stand

The stage

I've heard they'll crown the Kraut Queen here!

Gluhwein Stand